Achtung! I would like to register my disappointment in the LA Times. The front page of tonight's edition covers the trial of Shadi Enigmar (a.k.a. Zak Gramarye), as well it should. I take umbrage, however, with the focus of the article. “Phoenix the Forger? LA's Legend Implicated in Fraud.” Tell me, why should we glorify the crimes of this unscrupulous defence attorney, rather than to laud the hero who brought his crimes to light? I would very much have liked to see my own face on the front page of the Times. But what can you do? It is only my second disappointment today.
The first was not being allowed to finish presenting my case against Enigmar. His face, too, is on the front page. If you have seen him, do inform the police. We have unfinished business, and I hate to leave a mess.
But this is not why you are reading my Livejournal, ja? Let us lighten the mood. I have just recorded a new song on my webcam, here:
ETA: Ach, so even Youtube is going to disappoint me today? I cannot embed the video! That is it, I am going out for a beer.
The first was not being allowed to finish presenting my case against Enigmar. His face, too, is on the front page. If you have seen him, do inform the police. We have unfinished business, and I hate to leave a mess.
But this is not why you are reading my Livejournal, ja? Let us lighten the mood. I have just recorded a new song on my webcam, here:
ETA: Ach, so even Youtube is going to disappoint me today? I cannot embed the video! That is it, I am going out for a beer.
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Date: 2010-04-30 02:18 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-04-30 02:26 am (UTC)From:Still, you've got to admit there is some discrepancy in hiding that article on page two, after covering the front with mixed reviews of the villain in our story, ja?
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Date: 2010-04-30 02:38 am (UTC)From:1/2
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Date: 2010-04-30 03:42 am (UTC)From:Back home I go, then. I'm a law-abiding man.
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Date: 2010-04-30 04:04 am (UTC)From:I empathize. Our embassy was only featured in front pages of the press when something quite awful happened here. Don't mistake me, America's press is wonderful and among the most free in the world, but journalists do have a taste for the sensational sometimes! So please don't take it personally.
I'm also sorry I wasn't able to witness your video.
Hopefully things will look up for you soon!
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Date: 2010-04-30 04:34 am (UTC)From:Incidentally, what is the drinking age in Cohdopia?
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Date: 2010-04-30 05:19 am (UTC)From:As it so happens, the drinking age in Cohdopia is the same as in your native Germany! (We have many close ties with Germany, as you're no doubt aware.) Sixteen, but eighteen for distilled beverages.
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Date: 2010-04-30 06:40 am (UTC)From:Maybe celebrating my so bittersweet victory on Cohdopian soil is the way to go, ja? I'll see you soon!
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Date: 2010-04-30 10:09 pm (UTC)From:Yes, I found the German diplomats' way of handling Cohdopia's separation quite inspiring, especially considering the ideological and linguistic differences between Babahl and Allebahst. That must have been a great challenge for them.
There have certainly been many dark times in the histories of our nations. Fortunately, they are behind us, and our peoples continue to be great friends and look towards the future together.
And you're most welcome in Cohdopia, of course!
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Date: 2010-04-30 05:52 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-04-30 06:44 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-04-30 07:15 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-04-30 07:23 am (UTC)From:Now let's stop talking about illegal activities. I am an honest lawyer, after all.
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Date: 2010-04-30 07:37 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-04-30 07:51 am (UTC)From:No, there is Deutsch soil in the US. But... Cohdopia's embassy is closer, ja?
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Date: 2010-04-30 07:57 am (UTC)From:no subject
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Date: 2010-05-02 03:55 am (UTC)From:But seriously, as much as the insta-fame rocks, I'm more appreciative of the opportunity to see justice prevail.
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Date: 2010-05-02 03:57 am (UTC)From:Take solace in justice.
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Date: 2010-05-02 01:57 pm (UTC)From:((Oh Lauren. You so cheesy))
Date: 2010-05-02 02:12 pm (UTC)From:Just one word.
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Date: 2010-05-02 02:12 pm (UTC)From:*ba-dum*
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